A conversation from my in-laws’ visit this past weekend.
My 10 year old niece: That’s an interesting shirt Uncle John is wearing.
My wife, not a wrestling fan: That is a crazy shirt.
Niece: It looks like they have blood on them.
Me: Oh, that’s not blood. It’s hot sauce.
My wife: They were having a hot sauce eating contest.
Me: And they were throwing it on each other to try and distract the others.
Niece, who is no dummy: It says Masters of Pain Tournament.
My wife, again not a fan but brilliant: Have you ever had hot sauce in your eye? It really hurts.